This is a great time to post this, right on the release of Java 19. Yes, another "my language is better" post. No, I didn't want to write it. But sometimes people's bad projection gets the better of me. In this case, the post started as a comment and I ended up deciding to turn it into a post. This was strengthened with this post which mostly complains about Quarkus (somewhat unfairly if I might add).
The first article is mostly nonsense and outdated clickbait. I'll sum it up to you in the following claims: